The "Absolute Baseline" Mug

The bare minimum. On a mug. So everyone's clear.

This ceramic coffee mug carries the "Absolute Baseline" design — a friendly reminder of what we're actually asking for here, which isn't much, and yet. Start every morning with the lowest possible expectations printed in high-quality ceramic. Realistic. Dishwasher safe. Sadly necessary.

11oz ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Expectations: managed.