The "Absolute Baseline" 16oz Pint

The bare minimum. Served cold. Because here we are.

The "Absolute Baseline" pint is our way of establishing what we're actually asking for — the floor, the lowest possible bar, the thing that shouldn't even need to be said. And yet. Crystal-clear 16oz glass for drinking your frustration with clarity and dignity.

16oz. Crystal clear. Dishwasher safe. Standards: floor-level, apparently.